After blogging on Livejournal for a few years, and subsequently not blogging at all for about a year, I decided to get back into it. I’m sure my former readership of eight has likely decided I fell into a well so deep even Lassie can’t find me, and since people visiting blogs rarely click the “About Me” link, I’m going to be uncharacteristically polite and introduce myself to you by plagiarizing my own page:

Hi, my name is Rhonda, and I can’t help you get her out of your heart. Actually, that’s not entirely true. I totally can, but I seriously won’t. Because I hate that song, and I’m a spiteful wench. If you meet me, and you think you’re being original and witty by singing that song to me? You’ve told me everything I need to know about you. My blog tells you everything I think you need to know about me, life, philosophy, stuff, and random naked dummies thrown behind Gymboree.

I live in an undisclosed location Houston, TX with my wife Lindsey and our dog Sugar, who are the roux in the gumbo of my existence.

My Girls

My slightly lesser loves, in no particular order are cycling, softball, motorcycling, photography, random observations, inappropriate comments, and inserting my unsolicited opinions. All this and more appear within the confines of my blog. So..yeah…